*drops food on floor*
germs: go get it! quick!
king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule
my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy
GET THIS MAN A HAMMER AND A CAPE
I INTERRUPT OUR ORIGINALLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING TO BRING YOU THIS SEX GOD.
thank you for the interruption, my ovaries just blew up
I literally just like… mewled at this out loud
I’m not really into the super muscle-y type…but I could get used to this